My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day
This is my favorite picture of Drake.
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight
finally I asked why he was so scared
and he said he was scared of drinking coffee
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
i’m so upset
I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb
they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!
present active boō, present infinitive boāre, perfect active boāvī, supine boātum
if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter
do they speak latin because it’s a dead language
The Fault In Our Sombreros.
Nacho average love story.
it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone